- scratch your back, mindlessly, with the writing end of a ball point pen
- later, you might,while taking a peek at your new haircut, notice horrendous blue "veins" running up and down your upper back.
- you might scream out "Holy Crap! What is wrong with me? I have a disease. Kids? Come here! Look at this!! Is it horrible? I must google this!!!" or something to that affect.
- after about 20 min. of looking online and looking in the mirror again you might remember the back scratcher pen.
- you will feel like an idiot.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Free "Medical" Advice
Do not, ever, do the following: