I know you see me unloading my four children out of our mini-van. I know you think we are having such a fantastic time. I know you see my children running around the parking lot like hooligans and think to yourself: "I just have to be part of that!".
I also know that your best solution to that is to park right beside us. Even though there are about 107 other parking spaces open around you.
And, by "right beside us" I mean within inches of our van.
I understand you are just trying to be friendly. And maybe, perhaps, you're one of those "people persons" and you probably also will be standing up against me in the check out line.
But. Seriously? I am only a mother. Taking 4 children into a public place. My patience only goes so far.
Take this as my fair warning to you: If you continue to park 3 inches from us, while there are many other open spaces available to you, I will not stop my children from doing any of the following:
- hitting your car with our door
- putting their gum on your mirror
- actually opening your door to pet your dog
- drawing "Josie is dumb" on your windshield
- taking a rare, limited edition Littlest Pet Shop and letting it ride on your hood
A Mother Of Four, Frustrated With Parking Idiots