Monday, March 26, 2012

A Conversation

This is a conversation that took place this morning, in my very own kitchen.

For some reason, we were talking about how babies are born. Either "out of a mom's tummy or out of their bottoms". 

I thought it best to clarify what "bottom" meant: 

Me: " A baby is born out of a mom's private parts"

Jeven/Jarrett:  "EWWWWWW!!!!"

Josie:  "How is THAT even possible?"

Me:  "Well......"

Josie:  "That's why, when I have a baby, I'm having surgery.  Does it leave a scar?"

Me:  "Yes."

Jeven:  "Can we see your scar, mom?"

Me:  "I don't have a scar because none of you were born through surgery."


Josie/Jarrett/Jeven: "EWWWWWWWW!!!!" 

Jeven:  "THAT'S why we have to take so many showers!!!" 

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  1. I. Am. Dying! Bwahahahaha!!!!!

    (And *that's* why *I* had all surgeries... you know, so I wouldn't have to bathe my kids as often. Haha!)

  2. This is so funny, I am at a loss for words...

  3. LOL! This is priceless! So glad you wrote it down. You'll be glad years from now that you did. It's so easy to forget some of those special things that happen.

  4. ::snort::

    Kids are so funny. And I second that... you will be so glad you wrote these things down. I remember thinking as a young adult with small ones that I'd never forget this or that... and mostly, I have.

    I wish I'd done more writing down.

  5. Well that'll leave a mark, physically or mentally, I'm not sure which.


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