This is a conversation that took place this morning, in my very own kitchen.
For some reason, we were talking about how babies are born. Either "out of a mom's tummy or out of their bottoms".
I thought it best to clarify what "bottom" meant:
Me: " A baby is born out of a mom's private parts"
Josie: "How is THAT even possible?"
Josie: "That's why, when I have a baby, I'm having surgery. Does it leave a scar?"
Jeven: "Can we see your scar, mom?"
Me: "I don't have a scar because none of you were born through surgery."
Jeven: "THAT'S why we have to take so many showers!!!"