Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Found!

Dear Parents That Shopped At Winco This A.M.,

We found your baby's dirty diaper! I am sure that you did not mean to be so freakin' lazy to leave it there in the parking lot. I am sure you did not mean for my 4 kids to find it and spend 5 minutes looking at it. Asking questions. Making barf motions.

I am assuming you must have some terrible handicap. That is why you were unable to walk 10 ft. to the nearest garbage can. Is that what also kept you from changing it in the store? By the looks of the thing, it was on your poor child for awhile.

If you would kindly send me your address, I will be more than happy to send it to you! Postage due of course.

Signed,
Disgusted By Your Freakin' Laziness

4 comments:

  1. Some people disgust me. I just shake my head.

    I wish laziness was a killer disease. Maybe it'll catch up with them one of these days.?

    I'm going to thank you for throwing it away for them because you probably did.

    Hugs!!

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  2. Maybe they accidentally put it on top of the car like I did once and drove off. Fifty miles down the road I remembered it was there and felt awful.

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  3. That is just nasty! What is wrong with people sometimes?!?

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  4. I have an award for you. Come and pick it up!

    Hugs!!

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