Sleeping Like a Sock?

This is what I found today, when I went to check and see if the little boys were actually, indeed sleeping:

*Please.  No rude comments on how filthy his pillow is.  It is an old pillow of his biggest brother's.
I've washed it hundreds of times, I've put cases over it and it always ends up naked and nasty. 

*Please. No rude comments such as "that's what she said" on the naked and nasty part above.